‘I mean to avenge myself upon you, Admiral’

The great Ricardo Mantalban has passed on to the great “Fantasy Island” in the sky.

Ricardo Montalban, the suave leading man who was one of the first Mexican-born actors to make it big in Hollywood and who was best known for his role as Mr. Roarke on TV’s “Fantasy Island,” has died. He was 88.
Montalban died Wednesday morning at his Los Angeles home of complications related to old age, said his son-in-law, Gilbert Smith.

Yes. Yes. “Fantasy Island.” Even I couldn’t resist a reference in the lead. He and Tattoo are finally reunited. But the Montalban role that I think will go down in history is (naturally, from the picture I chose) his turn as Kahn in “Star Trek II: The Wrath of Kahn.” He chewed up every bit of scenery in every take — not an easy task with William Shatner on the set. And Montalban was given great lines like this one:

To the last, I will grapple with thee… from Hell’s heart, I stab at thee! For hate’s sake, I spit my last breath at thee!
He tasks me. He tasks me and I shall have him! I’ll chase him ’round the moons of Nibia and ’round the Antares Maelstrom and ’round Perdition’s flames before I give him up!
I’ve done far worse than kill you, Admiral. I’ve hurt you. And I wish to go on hurting you. I shall leave you as you left me, as you left her; marooned for all eternity in the center of a dead planet… buried alive! Buried alive…!

Classic. That was by far the best of the Star Trek movies, thanks to Montalban’s unforgettable performance. There’s a reason why Kirk’s KAAAAAHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNN!!!!!! resonates in pop culture. Montalban’s Kahn was worth the yelling.
All that said, however, three words crossed my lips as soon as Mrs. Zaius informed me that Montalban was gone … Rich Corinthian Leather. As you see from the clip below, Montalban actually says “soft Corinthian leather — at least in this commercial. That guy … the “Most Interesting Man in the World” who does those cheeky “don’t mess with him” commercials for Dos Equis? Ricardo Montalban picked guys like that out of his stool.
R.I.P. to a Hollywood original.


DAMN!!! He was the coolest dude on the planet. Cool enough to make Chrysler look classy.