Gizmodo hips us to a Barack Obama action figure. And boy does it kick ass!
Not only is Barack a master of swords, the icy and patriotic stare of pain, and the "fingers of death." Neo also knows when to pull out his gat, and he’s brave enough to face down Darth Vader with a light saber. Obama’s even a master of the ancient Japanese art of Karaoke.
Observe …
I’m no Obama fan. But if he pulls a lot of this Jack Bauer stuff for real, I’m open to being convinced to join the cult.