Mystery critic Jon Breen, writing in The Weekly Standard, has offered the best capsule description of Dan Brown’s megaselling novel The Da Vinci Code I’ve ever read. Noting that it is inaccurate to describe the book as a new kind of "thriller," Breen disposes of it as follows:

Dan Brown’s novel works best as an old-fashioned clued detective puzzle, albeit an unusually badly written one.

Perfect.