Obama press conference

 

 

We’ve mentioned before how President Obama working without an electronic net can be a disquieting event to behold. All of the Western World has embraced the cultural truth that Obama is a brillant and rare orator.

 

That is, of course, a myth. And it seems that journalists on the other side of the pond have taken notice, too.

John Crace at the UK’s Guardian has deconstructed Obama’s answer to a very good question:

Nick Robinson: "A question for you both, if I may. The prime minister has repeatedly blamed the United States of America for causing this crisis. France and Germany both blame Britain and America for causing this crisis. Who is right? And isn’t the debate about that at the heart of the debate about what to do now?"

Obama’s answer was not pretty, but it’s funnier with Crace’s imagined asides:

Brown immediately swivels to leave Obama in pole position. There is a four-second delay before Obama starts speaking [THANKS FOR NOTHING, GORDY BABY. REMIND ME TO HANG YOU OUT TO DRY ONE DAY.]

Barack Obama: "I, I, would say that, er … pause [I HAVEN’T A CLUE] … if you look at … pause [WHO IS THIS NICK ROBINSON JERK?] … the, the sources of this crisis … pause [JUST KEEP GOING, BUDDY] … the United States certainly has some accounting to do with respect to . . . pause [I’M IN WAY TOO DEEP HERE] … a regulatory system that was inadequate to the massive changes that have taken place in the global financial system … pause, close eyes [THIS IS GOING TO GO DOWN LIKE A CROCK OF SH!T BACK HOME. HELP].

I think what is also true is that … pause [I WANT NICK ROBINSON TO DISAPPEAR] … here in Great Britain … pause [SHIT, GORDY’S THE HOST, DON’T LAND HIM IN IT] … here in continental Europe … pause [DAMN IT, BLAME EVERYONE.] … around the world. We were seeing the same mismatch between the regulatory regimes that were in place and er … pause [I’VE LOST MY TRAIN OF THOUGHT AGAIN] … the highly integrated, er, global capital markets that have emerged … pause [I’M REALLY WINGING IT NOW].

So at this point, I’m less interested in … pause [YOU] … identifying blame than fixing the problem. I think we’ve taken some very aggressive steps in the United States to do so, not just responding to the immediate crisis, ensuring banks are adequately capitalised, er, dealing with the enormous, er … pause [WHY DIDN’T I QUIT WHILE I WAS AHEAD?] … drop-off in demand and contraction that has taken place. …

I can’t take any more. Click on the link above for the Full Monty, as they say in Britain. Watching Obama’s actual non-teleprompter performances in light of the cultural myth that surrounds him is going to be an interesting sport for the next few years. The interesting part is not watching Obama stumble around. No. What will be fascinating to watch is how long (and earnenstly) Obamaphiles cling to the myth that their Great Leader is … well … great.

Bush, the Dunce, knows more about business, financial markets and the global economy than Obama will ever know. Because, frankly, Bush brought experience in those fields with him to the office (not only in his own business endeavors, but being brought up in a business climate since he was a child and earning an MBA from Harvard — the only president to have done so.) Obama is a community organizer and a politician — which makes him a perfect fit with the other statists of Europe.