Yes, I know that sounds kind of counterintuitive, given the bestseller lists the “New Atheist” books get on and the inordinate amount of publicity they engender, but the issue isn’t PR. No, it’s the quality of their thoughts and arguments. I can’t bring myself to read the rantings of atheist absolutists, but others much more versed in the nuance of philosophical discourse have done so and found these atheists wanting.

One of these, David Hart, wrote a book called “Atheist Delusions: The Christian Revolution and Its Fashionable Enemies.” I have not read the book, but I did read a piece he wrote at First Things that starts out thus:

I think I am very close to concluding that this whole “New Atheism” movement is only a passing fad—not the cultural watershed its purveyors imagine it to be, but simply one of those occasional and inexplicable marketing vogues that inevitably go the way of pet rocks, disco, prime-time soaps, and The Bridges of Madison County. This is not because I necessarily think the current “marketplace of ideas” particularly good at sorting out wise arguments from foolish. But the latest trend in à la mode godlessness, it seems to me, has by now proved itself to be so intellectually and morally trivial that it has to be classified as just a form of light entertainment, and popular culture always tires of its diversions sooner or later and moves on to other, equally ephemeral toys.

“Intellectually and morally trivial” is a damning indictment of those who so assertively and absolutely claim to be in possession of ultimate knowledge about a godless universe.  After reading the article it is hard not to conclude that the “New Atheists” simply cannot be taken seriously. He mentions several authors, but his dissecting of Christopher Hitchens is delightful and funny:

As best I can tell, Hitchens’ case against faith consists mostly in a series of anecdotal enthymemes—that is to say, syllogisms of which one premise has been suppressed. Unfortunately, in each case it turns out to be the major premise that is missing, so it is hard to guess what links the minor premise to the conclusion. One need only attempt to write out some of his arguments in traditional syllogistic style to see the difficulty:

Major Premise: [omitted]

Minor Premise: Evelyn Waugh was always something of a bastard, and his Catholic chauvinism often made him even worse.

Conclusion: “Religion” is evil.

Or:

Major Premise: [omitted]

Minor Premise: There are many bad men who are Buddhists.

Conclusion: All religious claims are false.

Or:

Major Premise: [omitted]

Minor Premise: Timothy Dwight opposed smallpox vaccinations.

Conclusion: There is no God.

One could, I imagine, counter with a series of contrary enthymemes. Perhaps:

Major Premise: [omitted]

Minor Premise: Early Christians built hospitals.

Conclusion: “Religion” is a good thing.

Or:

Major Premise: [omitted]

Minor Premise: Medieval scriptoria saved much of the literature of classical antiquity from total eclipse.

Conclusion: All religious claims are true.

Or:

Major Premise: [omitted]

Minor Premise: George Bernard Shaw opposed smallpox vaccinations.

Conclusion: There is a God.

Yet Mr. Hart thinks dealing with the inanity of the New Atheists’ “arguments” is a fool’s errand. His suggestion is to go back to a manly atheist who dealt seriously with the “death of God.” And yes, that would be Friedrich Nietzsche. “Nietzsche understood how immense the consequences of the rise of Christianity had been, and how immense the consequences of its decline would be as well, and had the intelligence to know he could not fall back on polite moral certitudes to which he no longer had any right.” This doesn’t speak well for Hitchens, Dawkins, Dennet, Harris and their fundamentalist atheist ilk.