I haven’t seen The Pirates Who Don’t Do Anything: A Veggie Tales Movie, so of course I have no opinion on whether it is any good, but I found a fascinating assumption in Lou Lumenick’s review of the film in the New York Post.

Lumenick suggests that a work reflecting Christian values must necessarily be bad.

In an outline of what’s wrong with the film, Lumenick states the following:

The CGI animation is crude, the humor is cruder, and the plot is Christian-friendly. Proceed at your own risk.

My advice to all, including non-Christians: when reading reviews in the New York Post,  proceed at your own risk.